Alaina Kalanj:
Alaina Kalanj
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Information:
Name: Alaina Kalanj
Born: 1980-04-17
Height: 1.75
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Filmography:
Smallville (2008), Still (2003), Pendulum (2001), The Gunman (2004), Jack Hunter and the Lost Treasure of Ugarit (2009)
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Egotistical Harry was always reminding people
that he
played semi-pro baseball.
"I was the James Bond type
of player," he told his friends. "I had
all sorts of tricks to
confuse the opposition."
"Batted .007," his wife added.
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Why do raindrops like lightning at
night?
-So they can see where they are going
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Q: What is the
difference between blondes
and traffic signs?
A: Some traffic signs say stop.
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What is white, sugary, has whiskers and floats on
the sea ?
A catameringue !
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Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a
dog.
How long have you felt like this?
Ever since I was a puppy!
DonnelKirklandRx
The kids are crazy about a new piglet
toy.
When they wind it up, it eats all the spinach off their plates.
BernardinMartellTQ
Teenage Driver: But,
officer, I'm a
college man.
Policeman: Sorry, but ignorance is no excuse.
PannoowauWendlesoraOM
How do you make a dog
float?
Take two
scoops of ice cream, a couple of squirts of soda and a small
dog.
EustonMedyrJD
Q: Why is the blonde's brain the size of a pea
in the morning?
A: It swells at night.
ClercHamletteH
A woman is a person who, if she says to a man,
"Never mind, I'll do it myself," and he lets her, and she gets mad,
and he says, "Now what are you mad about?" says, "If you don't
know
I'm not going to tell you."
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